The Importance of A.C. Slater and His Impact On Society

Well, I was out at the bar the other night shooting the shit with some people we just met, somehow, we got on the topic of Saved By The Bell (SBTB). A great show and everyone knows it, if you say otherwise you are a fetus raper. Conversation is going great, people are remembering episodes, things, places, Zakc Attack. Then someone goes, “Gotta Shit, BRB” and it dawned on me, THE A.C. Slater. Pause. Think About That.

Defined:

When you decide to take a crap on the toilet facing the wrong direction. Much like how AC Slater sits in a chair when he’s at the Maxx.

Just one more reason why SBTB is awesome, simply because of this new move, I will try it out and report it to you ASAP.

Movie Remakes I Want To See

There are alot of movies being remade these days, classics like Death Race to other Classics like Friday the 13th. Sure, thats all fine and good, but what about the real gems that need some remakes. For example:

Leprachaun – All of them – Every Leprachaun movie was th pinnacle of perfection, hilarious jokes, frightening creature, boobs. I mean what is not to love. Whoever directed / wrote these movies obviously made a deal with the devil for movie perfection so why not remake them? They can only make more money plus it will give another director the chance to become famous.

Goonies – In this version all the goonies should be eatne by sloth then eaten by the Fratellis because this movie sucked, watch it again without the dreamy eyes of childhood, it is like getting 12 toothy blowjobs from ugly girls while you are drunk – It’s sort of Ok.

The Wizard –  actually this movie is perfect, I just wanted to give it a shout out, but to get some more mileage out of it they could just splice in scenes of a new game every few years and call it a sequel, like they can have Jimmy playing the next grand theft auto at Video Armageddon or something, also be on the look out for Toby McGuire in this film he is really young and shows up with Lucas Barton At Video Armageddon.

Home Alone -Using present day Macauly Culkin, just imagine this one, I will say no more.

On Golden Pond – This movie needs more fucking, I mean who doesn’t like geriatric fuckfests, get a Bea Arthur cameo in there too.

Airheads – Maybe this time it will be funny, just put Chris Farleys corpse in the movie, throw it down some stairs, get shots of dogs chewing on it and it will be alot funnier.

Thats my list, and hopefully these wil be remade, I know GOD is on my side.