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The Venom Condom

Posted in Geeky, Humor, New Ideas with tags , , , , , , , , , on December 1, 2008 by chumpchange

Would you wear a piece of venom’s suit as a condom? Would it turn your semen black? Would the condom latch onto your semen and mess with its DNA? What would happen if some altered semen got out and impregnated someone? Would this semen be mobile and be able to impregnate anyone, meaning can it walk around like the suit can at this point? What if altered semen was the sequel to altered beast?

I might do it just for the chance to have black colored semen, there has to be a way to dye your semen, I want to make that product.

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Doi

Posted in Geekish, Geeky, Humor, New Ideas with tags , , , , , , , , , on October 7, 2008 by dan

Pretty much everything is easier said than done.


The only things that are easier done than said would be involuntary bodily functions.

 

Especially if you use the longer, scientific terms.

 

Cardiopulmonary activity is easier done than said.

 

Reflexive inhalation is easier done than said.

 

Exhale is easier done than said, since saying something is exhaling plus manipulating sounds.

 

I could go on like this.