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Why So Serious?

Posted in Geekish, Geeky, Humor, Serious Business with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on January 7, 2009 by chumpchange

All I have is this photo.

At Least It Gary Oldman

At Least It Gary Oldman

The Onion staff may be psychic

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , on January 7, 2009 by dan

Check out this Onion article written in January of 2001

It’s eerie as shit.

Rappers Delight

Posted in Geekish, Geeky, Humor, New Ideas, News/Current Events with tags , , , , , on December 14, 2008 by chumpchange

Lets philosophise here for a minute. What would happen if Corrupt gave a fuck about a bitch? Socrates says, and so it is stated, that he would always be broke and he quite possibly would have no mothefuckin’ endo to smoke. Thoughts?

Help for anyone writing a song…

Posted in Humor with tags , , , , , , , , , on December 2, 2008 by dan

Christmas rhymes with isthmus. 

 

But isthmus isn’t really used that much in daily language (isthmus meaning a small strip of land between water masses).  The Isthmus of Panama is really the only one you hear people mention.

 

But there’s also the thyroid isthmus, which connects lobes of the thyroid and is located in the human trachea.

 

So if you’re writing a song and you want a word to rhyme with Christmas, you should plan on including something about Panama or the thyroid.

By request:

Posted in Humor with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on November 14, 2008 by dan

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Errata; an original cartoon

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , on November 13, 2008 by dan

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A Pleasant Gremlin Death

Posted in Geekish, Geeky, Humor with tags , , , , , , , , on November 4, 2008 by chumpchange

I love gremlins! I mean, maybe I think I do, I don’t really like the movies that much, I guess I love the idea of Gremlins and Mogwai. One thing that gets me though is that these evil gremlins come off of the cutest thing on earth or wherever it is from. They are vile, disgusting, abhoring creatures, but they sort of kill people in a cutesy ironic sort of way, I guess they can’t shed all of Gizmo’s traits. Sure they are murderous, but they wll kill you in a cute sort of way, they will lagh while flame throwing you and somehow that is sort of endearing.

Also, what happens if you get a gremlin wet, do you start getting inbred gremlins? Do the same rules apply to gremlins as they do to mogwai? Why was spike an evil mogwai? Why do I remember these things and then think about them?