Bush, Clinton, Clinton, Bush, Bush, Clinton?

I would love nothing more than for Hillary Clinton to lose the Democratic nomination. Not because I want Barack Obama but I just can’t grasp the idea that if Hillary wins the White House it will have been occupied by two families since I was seven. And Ronnie Fucking Reagan. I can’t imagine how this looks like a democracy to the rest of the world especially while we are in the middle of cramming democracy down Middle Eastern throats. Hillary has already been purchased and is disliked even within her party. As an independent I get no say in who the Democrats shuffle out there but I’m pulling for Obama. Unless he’s a Muslim. Is he a Muslim? I heard he was Muslim. Well at any rate, the only way Hillary’s presidency would be cool is if she had an intern go down on her in the Oval Office to get even with Bill. And for the record, no matter who the two candidates are from either side I’m writing in Mike Gravel in November.

4 Responses to “Bush, Clinton, Clinton, Bush, Bush, Clinton?”

  1. Gravel? Is he going independent? Didn’t know he was still in the race.

  2. chumpchange Says:

    im applying to be an intern right now, gonna go down on hillary, I am

  3. He’s not in the race but I will still write him in. He was running as a democrat but he’s more of an independent. He’s an old man (77) but shit does he have some good ideas. He is an advocate for a national, universal single-payer not-for-profit health care system with vouchers so patients could choose their own doctor. Also he says drug abuse should be treated as a medical problem rather than a criminal matter and Marijuana should be legalized and regulated so that it can be sold in state stores just like booze. And most important he is very big on the FairTax proposal that calls for eliminating the Internal Revenue Service and the income tax and replacing it with a progressive national sales tax between 19 and 23 percent on newly manufactured items and services. And getting a rebate every year for necessities like toilet paper and food. Check him out, he’s the shiznite! But of course he’ll never be president.

  4. toasterheed Says:

    Truth.
    Our whole democracy is a bit of a sham.

    You know how you can go to a wedding or a banquet and they say “chicken or beef?” And they pass that off as a menu.
    That’s not a menu, is it? That’s only two options, and the management picked them for you. Ask for ravioli all you want, it ain’t happening.

    And everyone who likes Gravel or Ron Paul, or whoever, knows what that feels like.

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